What I want now - Wine to go

Forget camelbacks, this hydrating system is for women.  Although, I'm sure a man could wear it...but... anyway.  This bra brings you from a B cup, to a potential DD, or so the description says.  I wonder why they only sell it in small and medium?  What large breasted women don't need to be hydrated?

If you're out to make friends when you wear this, just be sure it's at the beginning of the evening when your "full" and haven't drank all your beverage.  Just be careful how you share drinks!  

Stay thirsty my friend.