It was a frozen, hostile wasteland and there was much work to be done if we were to survive the elements after boring a hole through the ice
To find food, my good friend Nantook and I would build an igloo to proctect ourselves from the polar bears\
And flying hockey pucks
Then we would drink a lot of beer
And then nantook would tell me the story of the great moose who said to the squirrel
Hey rockie watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat